leem’s statuslog

Jetwashing the garden this morning and I am SO happy about it

Going for a hike in 50mph gusts might not have been the best idea

Happy new year to all those who celebrate.

Merry Christmas!

Will quite happily be paying £15.99 to rent the Taylor Swift Eras tour on Apple TV this weekend.

New Miss Rachel x The Wiggles collab is fire.

Baby is asleep. Football is on. Wife is cooking dinner. What kind of parallel universe have I stepped into?

Just finished watching The Creator. Would’ve enjoyed more Gemma Chan but ooh la la, what a movie. 5/5 golden bomber robots. Would watch again.

Just remembered when your Facebook status had to begin with ‘is’

UAV online

Have a good weekend everybody!

Spending the weekend doing baby stuff. Googoo gaga etc.

If I had the power to freeze time just once in my life and do anything I wanted I’d probably just use it now and take a nap.

Blue moon amirite

I hate the way crumpets are packaged. It doesn’t make sense.

Some drunk girl crashed into both mine and my wife's parked cars this weekend!

Going to two different kids birthday parties this weekend #dadlife

Pulled some strings and got hospitality tickets to the Man City v Real Madrid game tonight. It’s squeaky bum time!

Slept in a slightly different position and now all of my muscles are broken.

People that don’t have hay fever think they’re so clever

I saw Ted Lasso & Coach Beard at the City match last night

Changing bedsheets should be a workout option on Apple Watch.

I have never encountered a dishwasher that even slightly impressed me.

Hey it’s raining

Holy cow Linkin Park - Meteora came out 20 years ago

Back in work today like Jesus would’ve wanted.

Happy bank holiday Friday to all who celebrate.

Got the man-flu.

Having a curry for tea because I’ve been craving one for about a week. I’m guessing it’s from seeing all the nappies.

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Cells interlinked

2am baby duties

Weekends should be longer who’s with me.

Do all babies make demonic sounds when they’re sleeping or do I need to get mine looked at?

Contemplating quitting my job to become a stay-at-home dad

First day back in work today and I can’t remember how to use a pen.

Struggling on 4 hours sleep today.

One thing that can really mess up the zen of your super clean iPhone homescreen is too many apps with a blue icon.

Last day of paternity leave today. 2 weeks just isn’t enough!

Haven’t even touched any of this chatgpt stuff yet. Partly because it’s creepy like something off Black Mirror and partly (mostly) because I don’t even like conversations with real people.

Just eaten the mini Daim from the bag I got from IKEA 5 months ago. Sad times.

Just sat down to binge Ted Lasso not realising it was a weekly thing.

Just had a surprise 1am visit from the poop fairy.

I’ve tried watching The Batman 3 times this week and fallen asleep every time.

It snew in the ends.

Good morning to all of the international women.

Pros from this weekend: We have the most perfect baby daughter. Cons: I’ve now seen a placenta and have PTSD.

Less than 1 week until the baby's official due date and I am prepared but not ready. All the gear no idea etc.

Its Friday and I am READY 2 REST & CONSUME.

Hoping the wife goes into labour today so I can get out of work in case you're wondering how my day is going.

Fist bumps should replace handshakes for good. Like it was during the pandemic.

Watching Shrinking on Apple TV+

Jumped on Xbox for a few games and just like that it’s 2am

Skrillex has just released what appears to be a 2000's bassline album and I'm all for it #FridayFeeling

Everytime my wife calls me I’m panicking thinking it’s because the baby is on it’s way. She’s called me 3 times today to tell me what the dogs doing.

Buying my wife flowers for valentines day gets me extra brownie points because she knows they'll make me allergic for a week.

Off to the beach today (a UK beach so not glam at all)

Love the new status.log update!

One good thing about having a pregnant wife is I’ve gotten really good and preparing hot-water bottles.

I'm so tired I could sleep a horse.

Hope it’s frosty tomorrow so I get to scrape the ice off my car windscreen. Very satisfying activity.

It’s Pokémon GO Community Day and I’m gonna catch me some BATS

Just installed the baby seats into both our cars which wasn’t stressful at all.

Changing my Mastodon clients more than I change my underpants.

The best thing about weekends used to be having something planned for Friday night to look forward to. Now plans is the last thing I want!

Testing out the new pram by pushing the chihuahua around the garden.

Watching True Romance for the first time ever.

Eating chips and I don’t mean the American kind.

Using status.log

Hang on I'm still figuring this out. Is this like the Myspace bulletin board?